Hi, my name is Nurse Debbie and I understand you need a check up. Step into the exam room, take off your clothes and put on this gown, then we can we see what the problem is. I promise I won't look -- well, maybe just a peek ;)

You like my new uniform? I love the way these silky white thigh highs hug my legs -- they even have the red cross on them, can you see? Damn I did it again, you have a hard-on and it's all my fault. I can't let you go out there like this, it could get me in a LOT of trouble. But don't you worry about a thing, I know just how to fix it...

I hope I don't have to give you an injection, but I will make you a deal. If I do, you can give me one too! Yeah, you know what I mean...

Now, tell Nurse Debbie where it hurts and I will make it all better.